Manifesto ng Tunay Na Lalake – 2012 edition

This post is “inspired” (is there any other word?) by Hay Men! Ang blog ng mga tunay na lalake!

10. Ang tunay na lalaki, hindi manonood ng “Glee” kahit kailan.

9. Ang tunay na lalaki, mas pipiliing manood ng NBA kaysa samahan sa mall ang girlfriend niya.

8. Ang tunay na lalaki, mas may oras sa DOTA kaysa sa girlfriend niya.

7. Ang tunay na lalaki, hindi magtatanong kahit kanino maski naliligaw na siya.

6. Ang tunay na lalaki, hindi naniniwala sa mabuting usapan. Suntukan ang kailangan!

5. Ang tunay na lalaki, gustong alamin ang bawat kilos ng girlfriend niya. Pero hindi pwedeng vice versa.

4. Ang tunay na lalaki, tingin sa lahat ng bakla ay type siya.

3. Ang tunay na lalaki, game sa mga one night stand kahit committed na.

2. Ang tunay na lalaki, walang pakialam kahit ilan ang maging anak niya.

Ramon Revilla Sr., ang lalaking may 84 anak! Tunay na lalake! (credits: Facebook page of Genelyn Magsaysay)

1. Ang tunay na lalaki, humihingi ng DNA test kapag may nabuntis. O kaya, hindi mo na siya mahahagilap kahit kailan.

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