Birthday greetings for Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, 65!
Former president and now Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is celebrating her 65th birthday this April 5 (Maundy Thursday). In a statement released last Wednesday, Arroyo called on Filipinos to be “united in the pursuit of long lasting happiness and prosperity.”
Meanwhile, certain prominent personalities have sent her birthday greetings. Since Pasay Regional Trial Court Judge Jesus Mupas barred the ex-leader from having access to the Internet and her mobile phone while under detention, the messages were sent via snail mail. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Just for laughs!
10. Jolina Magdangal – Madame Gloria, Jolens here. I miss taping “The Working President”!
9. Gilbert Teodoro – I’m still hurt by the betrayal of people I trusted. Read: Villarroyo.
8. Renato Corona – We may be facing legal problems right now, but it ain’t the end of the world!
7. Attys. Estelito Mendoza, Ferdinand Topacio, and Jose Flaminiano – Madame GMA, we won’t let you down!
6. Bishop Juan de Dios Pueblos – Hindi po gaya ninyo na may panregalong pajero, panalangin lamang po ang aking maihahandog sa inyo.
5. Raissa Robles – It’s time to send erring high state officials to real jails! Regards on your sex life, by the way.
4. Leila De Lima – Mrs. Arroyo, you’re now just a detainee. That’s all.
3. Jose Miguel Arroyo – Mi amore! I miss having “it” three times a day!
2. Noynoy Aquino – May you have many more birthdays to come – behind bars.
1. Kris Aquino: Hi! Krissy here. Inalisan mo kasi ng security blanket ang Mom ko dati. Galit na galit tuloy sayo si Kuya Noy. Ahahahahaha!