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Birthday greetings for Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, 65!

Former president and now Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is celebrating her 65th birthday this April 5 (Maundy Thursday). In a statement released last Wednesday, Arroyo called on Filipinos to be “united in the pursuit of long lasting happiness and prosperity.”

Meanwhile, certain prominent personalities have sent her birthday greetings. Since Pasay Regional Trial Court Judge Jesus Mupas barred the ex-leader from having access to the Internet and her mobile phone while under detention, the messages were sent via snail mail. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Just for laughs!

10. Jolina Magdangal – Madame Gloria, Jolens here. I miss taping “The Working President”!

Jolina Magdangal hosted "The Working President" in NBN-4 during the Arroyo presidency

9. Gilbert Teodoro – I’m still hurt by the betrayal of people I trusted. Read: Villarroyo.

8. Renato Corona – We may be facing legal problems right now, but it ain’t the end of the world!

7. Attys. Estelito Mendoza, Ferdinand Topacio, and Jose Flaminiano – Madame GMA, we won’t let you down!

Jose Flaminiano, one of Joseph Estrada's former lawyers, is now defending GMA

6. Bishop Juan de Dios Pueblos – Hindi po gaya ninyo na may panregalong pajero, panalangin lamang po ang aking maihahandog sa inyo.

5. Raissa Robles – It’s time to send erring high state officials to real jails! Regards on your sex life, by the way.

Raissa Robles, veteran investigative journalist (photo taken from her Facebook page)

4. Leila De Lima – Mrs. Arroyo, you’re now just a detainee. That’s all.

Leila de Lima, current DOJ secretary and potential 2013 senatorial candidate

3. Jose Miguel Arroyo – Mi amore! I miss having “it” three times a day!

"We have sex three times a day." - Mike Arroyo (Philippine Star, 2002)

2. Noynoy Aquino – May you have many more birthdays to come – behind bars.

1. Kris Aquino: Hi! Krissy here. Inalisan mo kasi ng security blanket ang Mom ko dati. Galit na galit tuloy sayo si Kuya Noy. Ahahahahaha!

Kris Aquino claimed in 2009 that the Arroyo admin wanted to pullout the security blanket for her mom. Credits: http://midfield.wordpress.com

The Aquino government has given the former President some love for her birthday – for real. You can see this on www.gov.ph:

The Aquino government is giving the former president a shout out for her 65th birthday!

Sweet! 

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